why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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