Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Never underestimate the power of titties
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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