the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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