i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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