Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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