Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
im on a boat
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