I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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