I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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