Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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