Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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