i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Im just a social blackout drinker.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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