We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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