We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
