So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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