Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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