Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
How does one acquire holy water?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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