i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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