i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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