It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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