i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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