Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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