he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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