you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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