Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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