Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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