So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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