All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I touched a dick in church today
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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