Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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