How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
soo... how was my night?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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