just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
