shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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