I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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