sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Randomize
