Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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