they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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