so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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