nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
How drunk are you?
Completed.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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