Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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