so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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