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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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