My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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