When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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