We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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