omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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