Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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