He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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