I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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