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It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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