Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I hope mine doesn't look like that
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
