We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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